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Getting the summer hours email

publishinggirlproblems:

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WHEN I HAVE TO DEAL WITH AN ACCOUNTING PROBLEM

hollywoodassistants:

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me at work today. 

(Source: maplelattes)

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I like it when my office supplies allow me to judge things. 

I like it when my office supplies allow me to judge things. 

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WHEN I REALIZE I FORGOT TO OPEN A PACKAGE FROM LAST WEEK

hollywoodassistants:

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I definitely didn’t have a box of books sitting on my floor unopened for a week because I simply could not deal with trying to figure out where I was going to find room for them. That never happened.

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WHEN I FIND OUT HOW MUCH MY BOSS MAKES COMPARED TO ME

hollywoodassistants:

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WHEN SOMEONE CATCHES ME CHATTING WITH A FRIEND WHEN I’M SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING

hollywoodassistants:

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When a writer offers to send a full manuscript in a query letter instead of the requested 5-10 first pages

lifeinpublishing:

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(submission from CielRouge, thanks!)

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scholasticbookclubs:

A coworker got what is easily the greatest kid letter ever sent to anyone at Scholastic Book Clubs. She sent a box of books to his classroom and this was Pedro’s thank you note. My favorite part? After promising to “go into it later” he calls THE WESTING GAME “limit-breakingly stupendous.” Which is 100% true!
Hi, back, Pedro!

I am starting a campaign, RIGHT NOW, for Pedro to come be my intern forever.

scholasticbookclubs:

A coworker got what is easily the greatest kid letter ever sent to anyone at Scholastic Book Clubs. She sent a box of books to his classroom and this was Pedro’s thank you note. My favorite part? After promising to “go into it later” he calls THE WESTING GAME “limit-breakingly stupendous.” Which is 100% true!

Hi, back, Pedro!

I am starting a campaign, RIGHT NOW, for Pedro to come be my intern forever.

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When hopeful authors ignore our explicit manuscript submission guidelines and then keep angrily emailing me

lifeinpublishing:

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(Source: dudeinpublishing)

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WHEN MY BOSS ASKS IF I’LL READ AN ENTIRE BOOK TO SEE IF IT’S GOOD

hollywoodassistants:

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thursday, i’m in love

Today: 

  • on my way to work I saw a small boy, probably 4 years old, wearing a bright red, puffy winter coat and a Darth Vader helmet. 
  • one of our interns this term, who also works at Magnolia, brought in a box of cupcakes that were “slightly smushed” and couldn’t be sold in the store.
  • I discovered that October is, apparently, National Doughnut Month.
  • while out getting coffee, Twitter informed me that a stage version of Breakfast at Tiffany’s is coming to Broadway in 2013.
  • I finished a manuscript that really doesn’t suck. 
  • one of the agents came in and started giving one of my coworkers shit about his (admittedly…unique) tie, and all of a sudden everyone was involved and it was loud and hilarious and then just as things were winding down my phone rang and the room went silent and I swear to you it was like something out of a sitcom.
  • I crossed a lot of things off of my to do list.
  • I checked my bank account balance and I’d spent less money than I thought I had. 
  • the little girl I used to babysit for was texting me (kids these days). BUT she was texting me about how much she misses me.  
  • I realized I really, really like my handwriting.  
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thisisthefinalriot:

HOW TO READ A BOOK: positions. (x)

“Exercise is for non book readers.”

It’s even worse when you’re reading a manuscript.

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eight months in

Sometimes I read an author’s new draft and I think oh, wow, they did what I suggested they do! and it’s still kind of totally a really cool feeling. 

My job is pretty all right, y’all. 

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WHEN I HAVE TO ORDER LUNCH FOR THE ENTIRE OFFICE

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